Remember those great sound effect signs they had during the fight sequences in the old Batman TV series? What if someone were to build a BoP angsty fan fiction tale around them?
Disclaimer: WB owns them. B/?, noisy sex, angst.
>WHIR< Barbara guided her chair into the bedroom.
>Smeck< They kissed.
>Slurp< Barbara deepened the kiss.
>Clatter< Buttons are torn off and hit the floor.
>Fwap< Her leather pants land in a heap.
>Sproong< Barbara was tossed on the bed.
>Rip< She clutched at the sheets, tearing them.
>Mmmm< Barbara moaned with pleasure.
>Biff< She slammed her head back into the pillow.
>Pow< Barbara came, her back arched and her fingers curled tightly in her lover's hair.
>Sob< Helena's head sagged as she sat on the roof and listened to Barbara screaming his name.
>Skritch< Helena left her perch and fled into the night.
>Snag< Later, as Wade slept, Barbara took a framed picture of Helena from her bedside table and hugged it to her chest.
>Sniffle< Barbara cried.